Vintage Handmade Pottery Mug I Never Met A Calorie I Didn’t Like | Red Brown Ceramic Desk Organizer Planter | Funny Home Décor Gift for All
$16.37 $20.47
❤️ Vintage “I Never Met a Calorie I Didn’t Like” Handmade Pottery Mug
Ready to add a dose of humor and rustic charm to your home or office?
This 1990s artisan mug, with its tangled-twist handle and rich red‑brown glaze kissed by hints of pink and gold, is just the thing to spark conversation (and smiles) wherever it sits.
The unglazed beige oval—where the cheeky motto “I NEVER MET A CALORIE I DIDN’T LIKE” is pressed—speaks to traditional stoneware techniques that embraced natural clay textures and charming imperfections.
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• Height: 4 in (10 cm)
• Width (with handle): 5½ in (14 cm)
• Diameter (inside): 3⅞ in (9.8 cm)
✔️ Condition
This mug is in good vintage shape, with lovely crazing on the interior (a hallmark of age and authenticity). No chips or structural cracks—just the kind of character marks that make it uniquely yours. The letters and finishing are fading, giving it a rustic aspect. ⚠️ Please note: due to interior crazing, we recommend decorative use only, not for drinking.
Endless Ways to Enjoy Your Mug
Who says mugs are just for coffee? Here are a few of our favorite ideas (and feel free to get creative!):
• Desk Organizer—corral pens, scissors, and sticky notes
• Makeup Brush Holder—keep brushes tidy and within reach
• Succulent Planter—perfect for a tiny cactus or trailing ivy
• Potpourri Vessel—fill with dried blooms for a fragrant accent
• Candy Dish—a sweet surprise for guests
• Candle Holder—nestle a votive inside for soft, cozy light
• Sewing Kit Caddy—store needles, thread spools, and buttons
…and so much more!
This mug is a versatile gem—ideal for home décor, desk styling, or as a playful gift for anyone who believes life is too short to count calories.
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